The Crass Menagerie

But I’m writing the musics instead.

…but it still counts as writing, right?

I have a decent idea for a story.

I have good characters, I’ve created a decent setting for the story, and I even have a vauge ending for the story in mind this year, so I actually have something to write towards.

But I’ll be fucking damned if I can find a good way to start the thing.

I’m in the same fucking place I was last year. However, this year I refuse to give up.

Do any of you beautiful fuckers have any advice on how to come up with a decent opening for this damn thing?

recklessbuddha:

certaintrumpets:

retiredsuperhero:

thehobbitshavethephonebox:

epicwinsauce:

abakkus:

miyomo:

princess-gamzee:

oraldiarrhea:

peegirl420:

chicksdigthewindything:

dudeshatethecalmweatherthing

poopboy024

analvomit

prince+tavros (?)

bowlersandtophats

calculator

lamefailspice

the ents lost the email sphere?

CurrentlyEmployedInferiorVillain ?

Non-specific woodwind instruments

CarefulJesus

theproperwilderness (also kind of a legit tumblr name)

How is this a hard concept to grasp?

Is it possible for me to be in a fucking room that DOESN’T blast undubbed Anime at 1 in the morning at this school?

Seriously. Fuck these douchers.

(and yes, that last bit was thrown in for certaintrumpets, rendex, and recklessbuddah)

Friend: *jokingly* “Leave, Nate.”

Me: “Fine” *gets up and begins to walk away*

Friend: “Wait, no, come back”

Me: “Fuck you, I’m going to walk away into the sunset.”

Friend: “I was joking… wait, what sunset, it’s in the middle of the day?”

Me: “I’ll find one.”

Friend: “It’s the middle of the fucking day.”

Me: “I’LL FUCKING FIND ONE!”